- (via mcseedy)
- Jenna, Waitress (via hplyrikz)
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
- Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
GATDAMN THAT IS TRUE.
im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care